The Dictatorship of German Folk Community is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 713 million German Folk Communityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The all-consuming German Folk Communityian economy, worth 72.7 trillion Germanick Marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,918 Germanick Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,858 per year while the poor average 21,690, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, and misbehaving Bald Eagles deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Folk Community's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

German Folk Community is ranked 281,618^th in the world and 303^rd in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -14.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.